THE SUM OF MY IDIOCY

things are happening
Rev. Dr. G. Penny Nixon

—Questions of the Heart 1

seekinguncertainty:

Sermon by Rev. Dr. G. Penny Nixon, Senior Minister at Congregational Church of San Mateo, United Church of Christ: “Questions of the Heart 1.”

Put on this teal sweater/top and recalled that I wore it on my first date with Caleb. Can’t quite get it in the shot, but I suppose it’s the thought that counts.  #nostalgia #gratitude #married

Put on this teal sweater/top and recalled that I wore it on my first date with Caleb. Can’t quite get it in the shot, but I suppose it’s the thought that counts. #nostalgia #gratitude #married

wtfevolution:

“Hey, remember the gastric brooding frog?”
“Which one was that again?”
“You know, the cute little one where I cleverly arranged for it to incubate its eggs inside its stomach and then regurgitate the hatchlings through its mouth.”
“Ugh, right. What is it with you and frog hatching, evolution? Anyway, didn’t the baby-vomiting one go extinct?”
“Yeah, it did. But now the humans are trying to resurrect it!”
“What? Why?”
“Because everything deserves a second chance.”
“Really? Everything?”
“Man, I knew I was keeping those big-brained weirdos around for something.”

wtfevolution:

“Hey, remember the gastric brooding frog?”

“Which one was that again?”

“You know, the cute little one where I cleverly arranged for it to incubate its eggs inside its stomach and then regurgitate the hatchlings through its mouth.”

“Ugh, right. What is it with you and frog hatching, evolution? Anyway, didn’t the baby-vomiting one go extinct?”

“Yeah, it did. But now the humans are trying to resurrect it!”

“What? Why?”

“Because everything deserves a second chance.”

“Really? Everything?”

“Man, I knew I was keeping those big-brained weirdos around for something.”

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